Shut The Fuck Up!

No, I don’t want kids. No, I will not change my mind. No, you insisting that I will is not funny. What you’re basically saying is that there’s something wrong with me for not having kids. Which, granted, you’re welcome to think, but if you insist on constantly telling me, I will start listing all the things I think are wrong with you. And that won’t be pretty.

I accept that you have kids. I know you love them. I defend your right to get special treatment in some cases (Child’s first sickday, [m|p]aternity leave and so on). These are completely fair and I wouldn’t want it any other way. But don’t think that I want to spawn, just because you did.

So please. Just shut the fuck up already.